Falmouth High School

What is Falmouth High School?


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Shit hole. Dump. Trash. Useless. Worthless. Wasteful. Ugly. Hideous. Disgusting. Distasteful. Disaster. Rundown.

'Falmouth High School (FHS)' is a public high school located in the town of Falmouth, Massachusetts. The school serves roughly 1,000 students and 300 "do-nothings" in grades 9-12. Over the past few years, Falmouth High School has gone through major renovations. Up until 1973, the school was named Lawrence High School and located at what is now Lawrence Middle School. Falmouth High School is located at 874 Gifford Street Ext. The school's mascot is the Clippers and the school colors are Maroon and White.

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During the few years of construction FHS or FFHS (Students gave it this nickname when it was deemed a shitty school (Fuck Falmouth High School)) has gone through, it has earned itself a place in every students brain as the "shit hole" Although this school may be a dump for lack of a better word. It allows it's students to pretty much take part in a verbal assault from teachers such as Coach Kulis, Mr. Handler, Mr. Ross, and my most personal favorite earning herself the nickname "Darth" short for Darth Vader Mrs. Underdue. This school not only has a terrible construction system, but has somehow managed to cost the town an upwards of 80+ million in the past years. Some of us could consider this school to be the biggest failed investments this town has allowed. Apart from flooding hallways, leaking moldy cafeterias, terrible heating and ventilation, lockers that don't work, and don't forget the inexistent Gym after 3/4ths of 08-09's year which caused it's students to now have to walk outside always when commuting to a class on the other side of the building rain or not. The constant fire drill trips from the construction during the school day proved to hinder classes causing students to not earn the proper education they deserved. The cafeteria's food was beyond terrible for example... A starving kid in Africa who hasn't seen the likes of food for a week wouldn't even eat that shit. On top of all this the construction proved to be quite an annoyance while taking a test, final exam, or even MCAS for that matter causing students grades and performances to plummet. All in all this school gets a rank of #1 in the list of shittiest learning environment for Cape Cod students. In the words of the "Bloodhound Gang" in the song "The Roof is on Fire"

The roof the roof the roof is on fire

The roof the roof the roof is on fire

The roof the roof the roof is on fire

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn

Burn motherfucker burn

Dude that place reminds me of FHS.

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Dude that place reminds me of Falmouth High School.

What a piece of FHS.

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