False 11:11

What is False 11:11?


1.

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.

Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."

Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."

Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."

See epic fail, fail, loser, lol, ftl


100

Random Words:

1. To be possibly certain with jizz. A balanced ratio of certainty to jizz. to modify the use of "perhaps" Hot tub girl: &quo..
1. The opposite of a 10-4, C-B radio talk.. Geeves: "I say, George, Would you care for another Toxic-Jager-Bomb" George: Barf, ..
1. a person who has many races jizz stored in between toes, teeth, and pubic hairs. me, my spanish, black, and asians friends all jizzed o..