False 11:11

What is False 11:11?


1.

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.

Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."

Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."

Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."

See epic fail, fail, loser, lol, ftl


100

Random Words:

1. The biggest tool in the world. I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's ..
1. tromboned this word means banged, i would bang, i want to bang.bang=SEX i would trombone that girl. she would get absolutly get trombon..
1. Comes from the term "since you was..." Means "since you.." Proper pronunciation is "sin-choose." "..