False 11:11

What is False 11:11?


1.

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.

Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."

Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."

Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."

See epic fail, fail, loser, lol, ftl


100

Random Words:

1. untrimmed and very bushy pubic hair, in the shape of a triangle When I went down on her, I had a hard time because she had a 70's ..
1. when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph. Dude, that girl just totally queefe nood..
1. To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests. "I made Sally a dish of B..