False 11:11

What is False 11:11?


1.

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.

Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."

Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."

Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."

See epic fail, fail, loser, lol, ftl


100

Random Words:

1. To make an arse out of yourself infront of people/persons you are either attempting to impress or would hope to impress so as to garner ..
1. A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded. Jen gives E..
1. Two Metallic covered pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Man Dat is sujm Quasser cereal yo got dhere! See metal, shinny, dull, plain 1. ..