False 11:11

What is False 11:11?

1.

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.

Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."

Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."

Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."

See epic fail, fail, loser, lol, ftl
100

Random Words:

07734
1. When put into a calculator and flipped upside down (kind of like 5318008), spells "hello" Just your random useless fact of th..
Read more
)(
1. This is the way Japanese people write the letter Xby hand. I think it looks awsome. )(ing )(mas e)(actly y = m*)( + b See x, japan..
Read more
Flub-nub
1. A fat person getting off on slapping his/her own fat. Hey Tubbs, you want to flub-nub tonight? See fat, fatty, jiggle, jumble..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free