What is False Boner?
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Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.
Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.
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Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face..