False Boner

What is False Boner?

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!

Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!

Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.

Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

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