False Celery

What is False Celery?


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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

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