What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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An ugly, skinny girl with a poultry-like scent.
Lindsay Lohan is such a grizzly chicken.
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Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids
ex: a fucking toilet or stall
Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee p..
