What is False Celery?
1.
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
See
Random Words:
1.
A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop ..
1.
When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing&..
