What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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a small or young biddie.
look at thoes freshman they are iddie biddies
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The shit that goes down when nobody can agree on the rules of a card game.
Spence, shutup with your arguementation!
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A teacher of a class that has no worth or value.
Ziegenfuss is an alpha male. NOT..
