False Celery

What is False Celery?


1.

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

See slopscotch


19

Random Words:

1. a short, quick puff of air blown through tightly puckered lips that are applied directly to the skin of another person such as a spouse ..
1. When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is ofte..
1. An email thread involving 5 or more people who, when they all respond, the thread becomes longer, more difficult to accomplish the task ..