What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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The economic policies of Barack Obama, the fundamental opposite of Reaganomics.
Guy 1:
"Didja ya hear about Obama's new poli..
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when someone sticks their nose in an asshole
yo bitch, get down there and give yourself a nukka nose
See nukka, nose, nukka nose, blac..
