What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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Noun: An incredibly old vagina, typically containing conbwebs
Barbara bush is totally vageriatric
See woman, trick, ho, bitch, slut..
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1)a woman who goes above and beyond the regular bitches to express her inner bitch
2) one with the ability to punk your ass with ease.
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