What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.
Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.
See douche, doucheburg, douchebag, iceberg..
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A phrase traditionally used with the aim of making people feel better, giving them the idea that a problem they suffered was unavoidable..
