What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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The female equivalent of a Teabag.
"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"
See pussy, teaba..
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Fucking a Female in the anal cavity till u get a fudge pecker and making her suck it off
i gave kathy the indian shit dart so many time..
