What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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One who enjoys the aroma of a sweet succulant whore's mound/gash.
"Wowzer. her puppy flaps smell like a really decent cheese,..
