What is False Celery?
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A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
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A term to describe what someone is doing, Also an act of having sex freely.
What's he puttin' out?
She puttin' out for ..
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a hole in the middle of somones chin
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Wow! look at that divett chin.
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