False Flosser

What is False Flosser?

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!

Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

See tricking off, false advertising, poser

Fuck Shit

1. you get hurt or mad and you say fuck, but then you realize a lot of people heard you and then it is followed by a shit. (stub your tow)..

Canned Cheese

1. Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use. OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth...

Pirate Love

1. dirrty lovin' I need some pirate lovin'. See Carissa..

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