False Hottiness

What is False Hottiness?

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."

(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

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