False Pimp

What is False Pimp?

noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimpbut is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'

John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.

John is a straight false pimp.

John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.

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