False Prophet Edit Meaning

1.

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.

Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.

See muhammad, mohammed, antichrist, pervert, killer

2.

Someone that claims to be more than they actually are. They act "as if". They also want people to follow them because of their inflated self image and misrepresented self worth.

Don't idolize the false prophet for this is surely the path to hell.

See faker, wannabee, falsie, fakie

3.

One who relies on smoke and mirrorsto win over supporters. Typically promises impossible results with no clarity of how they will be achieved.

Barack Obama is a false prophet. He talks a big talk of "change" but has no feasible methods for obtaining this "change."

See barack, obama, song, dance, smoke, i, drink, your, milkshake

4.

One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.

Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"

See immaculate, shit, poop, toilet, crap