Family

What is Family?


1.

A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.

I have to go to a family function.

2.

The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."

3.

people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.

i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)

See family, friends, love, mom, dad, sister, brother, tardcake

4.

the one thing in life u can neva change and usually the one thing u want to the most.

my family hates me

See me

5.

People who get into your buisness and live in the same house as you who your stuck with for the rest of your life till you move out. The worst thing is, sometimes you have to talk to them. :O

God my family sucks.

See Danielle

6.

Gay. Often used to describe/point out another homosexual person without being obvious.

Justin, check out that hot guy over there! He must be family.

7.

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.

1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?

2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.

See family, use, disrespect, insert, tag, here


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