Family Day

What is Family Day?


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A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

See february, holiday, suicide


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