Family Hooker

What is Family Hooker?


1.

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom

Dylan: did you pick her up?

Mat:heck yes

Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!


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