What is Family Jewels?
1.
Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
2.
A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!
i got kicked on my family jewels.
3.
Male testicles.
"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."
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4.
The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)
Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.
5.
Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.
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6.
Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
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7.
Man's bat and balls!
Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
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