Family Jewels

What is Family Jewels?


1.

Testicles; balls; nuts etc..

Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.

2.

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.

There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

3.

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

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4.

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

5.

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

See scrotum, testicles, balls, sperm, reproduction

6.

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.

Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.

See gumption, guts, spunk, initiative, courage

7.

Man's bat and balls!

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

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