Family Law

What is Family Law?


1.

Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.

Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.

So you're all about wrenching families asunder?

I plead the fifth.

See divorce, marriage, alimony, child support, Slumdog

2.

An extortion racket whereby children are taken from fathers as an excuse to justify taking his wealth and income, with the proceeds divided between the mother and lawyers.

The difference between kidnapping and family law is that kidnappers sometimes give the children back after they get the money.

See divorce, custody, justice, injustice, kidnap, extortion


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