Family Reunion

What is Family Reunion?


1.

The occasion when Mummy and Daddy put their parts together and have CONJUGAL RELATIONS and when Auntie Jane becomes reacquainted with Uncle Willy.

The parting of Mother Brown's beard, during a friendly Knees-Up.

When her husband had helpfully unloaded the weekly shopping, Pamela impulsively raised her skirt and rewarded him with an impromptu FAMILY REUNION on the back-seat of the car.

See home sweet home, Persson

2.

When you get together with family members. A reminder as to why you moved away in the first place.

Also known as "Southern Speed Dating".

Friend: "Man, I don't want to go to my family reunion."

Me: "Why not?"

Friend: "My uncle... He has a problem with touching...."

See family, reunion, southern, speed, dating

3.

a short but catchy song by blink-182, in which every word is a curse word.

chorus: shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat!

tyler- "tits fart turd and twat"

josh- "what are you singing?"

tyler- "family reunion by blink-182"

josh- "whats a twat?"

tyler- "you dumnass"

See shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock, cucker, mother, fucker, tits, fart, turd, and, twat


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