What is Familywatchdog.us?
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A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.
Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.
Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?
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