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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous te..
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when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.
"Dang, im so high i&..
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When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.
Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got i..
