Fan Schmitt Bowler

What is Fan Schmitt Bowler?


1.

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.


36

Random Words:

1. usually a name for an out-there character, who is an individual and loves a good pinging rally of handball. Uses odd language such as &..
1. A name of the best band Runyan Ave. Soldier-esque 313-like peeps. Simpfit is short for SimpPhit, which, if you switch the capital letter..
1. Verb, To play willies,: -To go to a friends house and compare penises/ touch your penis/each others penises. -To go to a friends house..