What is Fan Schmitt Bowler?
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When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
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