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When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.
No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boile..
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When a shit touches the water before it drops.
I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!
See king, edward, shit, poo, toilet..
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When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way ..