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The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely mi..
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The act of throwing several cats into the trunk of your car and driving them a few miles away and letting them out.
Mom (staring at a f..
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a small town consisting of one four-way stop, no traffic lights, constant run-ins with people at the only grocery store, 45 minute drive..