What is Fanjitulate?
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An extreme aversion to work, in all shapes and forms. Usually, a vicious cycle will form where a little fanjitulation progresses to severe fanjitulation which can continue for years and years before the cycle is broken.
Often incorrectly used as a synonym for the less severe but similar "procrastinate"
"Bob had been fanjitulating on the library computers all day after the sad realisation.. maybe this getting a degree thing wasn't really for him after all"
"There was nothing Graham liked more after a day spent pretending to work, than a good fanjitulate when he got home to his room"
"You spent all month in bed? That's fanjitulastic!"
Random Words:
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When a guy takes a shit, doesn't wipe and mounts the face of a passed out drunk girl and let's his dick lay between her tits.
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