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When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
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A very awesome person.
You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good y..
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when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run ou..
