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the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he e..
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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..
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A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
and it seems..