What is Fanny Bulge?
1.
The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.
"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"
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2.
The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.
My nickers dont fit any more
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Upon ejaculating into a condom, turn condom inside out.
Proceed to smack your parter(s) about the face and/or breasts with it, covering..
