Fanny Licker

What is Fanny Licker?


1.

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?

Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

See fanny licker, minge muncher, cunt licker, small dog

2.

To be "sucking up" to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a fanny licker.

He was a right "fanny licker" with the boss today, to get a rise.

See fanny, licker, jealous


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