Fanny Phantoms

What is Fanny Phantoms?

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.

Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms

Loafer Weights

1. Those little tassel-like things that guys wear when they are light in their loafers. He was so light in his loafers that he had to wea..

Hide And Go Get It

1. A version of hide and go seek played with boys on one team and girls on the other and when the boy findes the girl he gets to fuck her. ..

Drape Crusader

1. A side kick of Captain Cunnilingus. Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out! Oh no.. it looks like Captain Cu..

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