What is Fanny Privet?
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The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.
Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.
"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"
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