Fanny Vegetarian

What is Fanny Vegetarian?


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female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

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