Fanpire

What is Fanpire?


1.

An extreme fan of the book series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Also, an awesome person who has a good taste in books.

"She's a fanpire"

"How can you tell?"

"Hmmm, maybe the Team Edward shirt or the book in her hand!"

See fanpire, twilight, twi-hard, stephenie, meyer, books, edward, cullen, bella, swan

2.

One of the many names for a twilight fan, it was part of the competition on MTV for a name for twilight fans. And is just a mofusly awesome word :D

"I'm a fanpire" < Nikki Reed

See fanpire, vampire, twilight, stephenie meyer, mtv

3.

a fan of vampires.

like for twilight,

if you prefer vampires over werewolves,

ur a fanpire :

See vampire, fan, twilight, fanpire, twilighters

4.

A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilightis unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!

Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!

Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!

Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.

Ordinary Person: Shut up.

Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?

Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*

Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.

Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(

Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!

Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.

Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!

See twilight, twihard, fanpire, vampire, obsessive


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