Fantasterastic Edit Meaning

1. A bank chain based in Portland, Oregon. Why they named it "Umpqua," I can't imagine. Hooray we went to Umpqua Bank toda..

1. Crouching men who shoot things and eat pie. Uh oh, lukiecookiegoboom! We're in trouble! Someone came along and burst our fuckswagg..

1. One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces. you: hey bitch! me: hey shitfist See fuckoffanddie..