Fantasy Football

What is Fantasy Football?


1.

Dungeons and Dragons for meatheads.

Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).

See role play, game, dice, draft, league

2.

A game that will drive you completely insane.

Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.

Made me cheer for kickers.

Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL's Gamecast every Sunday

The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.

"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."

"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."

"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."

See fantasy football, tom brady, peyton manning, lt

3.

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

See fantasy, computers, cyberspace, example

4.

Football for people who are too old to play.

Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"

See football, lazy, boring, fantasy, play


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