What is Fanus?
1.
It's where your anus is on your face.
Anus + Face = fanus
You ugly little fanus!
2.
Noun: A familiar term for friends. (root: friendly anus)
"Hey fanus, what's up?"
"You're such a fanus."
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3.
A person with a really fat ass i.e
or
a fat ass
Man, that maths teachers a fanus
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man that teacher has such a fanus
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4.
When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.
"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"
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