Fap Attack

What is Fap Attack?


1.

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

See fap, attack, masturbate, quickie

2.

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz

/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz

anon :<pedobear_peek>

See fap, attack, 4chan, lolwut, sauce, loli


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