Faparous

What is Faparous?

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

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Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.

"Why did you call me a faparous?"

"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"

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