Faphat

What is Faphat?


1.

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"

Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

See SHHPF

2.

Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.

Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.


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