Fapkins

What is Fapkins?

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The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

See fap, fapkin, masturbation, jizz, cleanup, Bruk
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