Fapmachine

What is Fapmachine?

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

See fapper, fap, fappetite, fappiness, jerk

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