What is Fapmare?
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a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
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Painful toilet experience
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when you have george sampson overloads sometimes it turns into a sampsattack.
spudmuffin:OMG GSAMPS!
beefcake: *sampsattack*.
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