Fap'n'nap

What is Fap'n'nap?


1.

When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time

Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream

Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wankand was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.

Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap

Dad: Thats right

See wild wank, caught, parents, masturbation, fap fap fap, wanking, jerking off

2.

A classic fap'n' napcombo is usually combined in men ages 20-40 before they take their afternoon nap.

Man one: Hello is anyone in this thread?

Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap

Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!

Man Two: LOLZ TRU!

See fap, masturbation, tion, weiner, man, men


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