Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Kaysee Roberts

1. someone really gullable and only dates men 6 years older than her that girl just pulled a kaysee roberts..

Tj's

1. The place in downtown Patchogue, NY, to buy the best damn heros ever made. "Phil is a pussy; he can't even finish a pizza her..

Limbardi

1. having a half-cock chubby and festivaly striking an unexpecting friend or foe in the facial region WOW!!! Shane gave Josh the Limbardi ..

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