Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Stacking The Wombat

1. Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo "man i'm stacking the wombat" "i really need to take a shit,..

Ahmad

1. A tweety pie, aka as Adam. He's super sxy, funny, he's cool, he's smart and he burns. Be carefull not to get too emotio..

Congratalamentations

1. A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills ..

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