Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Ernu

1. In Finnish, "Erilainen nuori" = ernu, a teenager who is so "different" because s/he wears so "differently"..

Vagoiter

1. The act of loitering inside a vagina. Jack was arrested for vagoitering inside his shop teacher's snooch. See loiter, hang around..

Zubrus

1. A public state of intoxication which often leads to segments of mentally retarded speech, inhuman beer pongshotmaking abilities, and fai..

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