Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Zinguteshu

1. An active member of the Porkchop Nazi Clan Zinguteshu killed 5 donkeys as a act of mercy...

Poo Shoot

1. 1. Someone who shoots poo 2. Asshole shit is running down my poo shoot See poo, shoot, shit, ass, asshole..

Predicament And A Half

1. Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament. "Stephen's love triangle with LC and ..

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