Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Zik A Zew

1. onomonopoiea for sounds made by a dj when scratching a record Man i wonder how that dj scratches the record to make that zik a zew?..

Reeg

1. Male aged 18-35 who possesses some or all of these characteristics: * trendy toni & guy haircut which is basically just a mullet *..

Lovertits

1. (noun), term of endearment. Used for describing a person whom you love and has amazing breasts. "You are My Lovertits!" "..

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