What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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banal discourse that makes you want to throw up
they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours
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Derived from the word "Elspeth."
That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.
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