Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Mama Tifflaidys

1. One of the most epic raggaeton artist of our time, Known for great songs such as Zapato, Ass and Tittys, and Bacalao. Can usually be see..

Cujamonjo

1. To hook up with; hooking up with. I cujamanjoed with a girl last night. I want to cujamanjo with her. See Cesar..

Conquiefstador

1. 16th century spanish explorer that occationally farts out of his genitalia "Tony dont be such a conquiefstador" See spanish,..

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