Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Zhuangbility

1. It's Chinese English. In Chinese, 'Zhuang' means 'play'. 'Bi' is 'pussy' in English. Litera..

Un-fucking-real

1. When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed Lisa: Un-fuckin..

Itula

1. a child molester, a child sex offender, or child rapist. That guy was such an Itula that he was forbidden by law from living within 5,0..

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