Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Was My Heart Then Filled With Mourning,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

A2o

1. Anal 2 oral, giving a girl ass loven, than getting oral sex after. I got so wasted las night, I gave that bitch an A20. See John..

Shut In

1. Soemone who doesn't get out very much, ususally due to illness, handicap, old age. To many a shut in, the internet is their life. ..

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