Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Under The Hat

1. The act of making out -Did you see those two making out? -Yeah, they were totally going under the hat. See under, the, hat, olivia, j..

Buwi

1. Buwi boowi (pronounce boo-vee)- imaginary animal, resembles a bird as opposite to kiwi. Invented 1968 in Sopot, Poland. You are listeni..

Urza

1. The most powerful Planeswalker on Dominaria before the end of the Phyrexian invasion. (Apocalypse was the last set of Magic: The Gatheri..

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