What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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Random Words:
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A talk show host who lost weight and has no taste in clothing or show titles.
look what ricki l;ake is wearing!
See sexy beast..
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A large penis on a southern white boy from Virginia.
Damn, Shaun is a hung mother fucker. I want a piece of his Virginia white snake.
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