Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Shitdisk

1. A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath i..

Nafur

1. Whore, slut, hooker,used to insult women You're such a nafur= You're such a whore See whore, slut, hooker, naughty..

Eel Botherer

1. One who inserts eels in their rectum for sexual pleasure; an individual of questionable sexual tastes. 'He/she looks a bit of an e..

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