Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Mr Do!

1. Another one of those early 1980s video games. Mr Do is a little man who harvests groups of cherries and tries to shoot marauding goblins..

Vanilla Chocolate Swirl

1. When having anal sex you climax then suck the cum and shit out of her ass. You are fucking a girl in the ass then you cum the you suck ..

Frined

1. A misspelled version of friend, also meaning friend. (First used in 2002 using AOL Messenger by Paul B.) You are my best frined. See..

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