Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Knockup

1. A bitch, or a slut. Also can be a prostitute or whore. The woman on the street is a knockup. See Zach..

L2d

1. Love To Deficate, or love to poop I need to to take a shit, I L2D!!! See poop, deficate, feces, fecal, matter..

Purelling

1. When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim. Hey Evan, i hear you were pu..

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