What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people maki..
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The art of screwing around and farting very loudly and stinkly.
Dude, are you doodle farting around? It smells like sh*t in here and no..
