Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Live-ins

1. When transporting a Log Cabin on a Flat Bed Truck, you will get random people living inside the cabin. I found a family of 5 who were L..

Limpristic

1. 1.(adj.) air-o-dynamic 2. (adj. misunderstood) a misunderstanding of the term "limp-wristed". Lamar was able to fling his ja..

Cleaners Surprise

1. When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little ..

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