What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face
Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
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sperm, cum, baby gravy ect ect
Hey Donn, how about a face full of my love custard?
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