What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all sens..
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A poo that is so small it wasn't worth pooping.
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