Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Ass-troid

1. A pimlpe or zit on your ass Jon asked his girlfriend to pop his Ass-troid after they had sex in the shower. See ass, pimple, zit, butt..

Union University

1. A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. ..

Trap Test

1. A test in which a person is subjected to an intense pressure point on the trapezius muscle, if passed the person is known as a "Tra..

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