What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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Term for drinking that famous grouse. Pretty selfexplainatory when you think about it.
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Noun. A cross between a spud and cornmuffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever fa..