Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Muddy Trailer

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Doodie

1. The brown stuff that comes out your ass I doodie all the time. See Rocky 2. a very ugly gurl/boy Chris: A bruh look at dat gurl ova..

Oofa

1. Acronym for Official Old Farts Alliance. Group of the best heavy metal and rock oldies on the planet. Regularly meet for gigs and festi..

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