Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Milneism

1. 1. A popular expression in the Flint, MI area for any phrase that states something, then quickly reverses or rebukes the aforementioned ..

Incredexiously

1. very very. I am INCREDEXIOUSLY fast! See very, a lot, really..

Ghettobootyologist

1. Being an expert at seeking out ghetto asses. nicca #1: damn..look at shortie. She got a phat ass! nicca #2:word nicca #1: i can spot ..

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