What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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a little five fret practice guitar fretboard. for improving technique and speed.
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spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on..
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A Lubrication of sorts, which one uses to moisten a women's vagina.
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