Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Quiming

1. is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming See john 1...

Zatulove

1. To be completely ignorant and have no idea what is going on at your place of employment. The guy broke the computer, what a zatulove! ..

Zoopon

1. A couponused to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having..

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