What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions
Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you le..