Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Orzech

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The Victom

1. poor lacey doesnt need the shit of dramatic highschool lowlifes who cant get dick so they have freetime to bother her! NO!NO! stupid g..

Eddie Izzard

1. British, transvestie, comedian. Executive transvestite. Eddie Izzard is the funniest comedian in the world. 2. Hilarity in womens cl..

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