Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

It's My Way Or The Yahweh

1. i do what i want vs. what would jesus do there's no way i'm doing that. it's my way or the Yahweh...

Ziba

1. marvelously beautiful, amazing to look at, Persian for "beautiful" eye candy "That purse is sooo Ziba" "You ..

Uniurnal

1. Awake or active during all 24 hours of the day, as opposed to nocturnal or diurnal. "That guy never gets any sleep, it's like..

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