Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Rusty Bones

1. rusty bones is a slang word for uncool. "dude your girlfriend made out with some random guy last night, that is totally rusty bone..

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