Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Queen Saltine

1. A white woman who thinks she's the shit.. "Mom...look at you thinkin you queen saltine" See cracker, white woman, moms,..

Abuser

1. Someone who is a danger to human beings. Abuse can take many different forms. Abusers can use prolonged abuse tactics over a long period..

Ziped

1. When using winzip to compress files they become ziped which makes them smaller. misc.zip is a ziped file. 2. When using winrar to com..

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