Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Ditch

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Umblefarp

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Eroction

1. a woman hits a man in the penis with a rock take that, EROCTION! See erection, erocktion, rock, boner..

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