What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.
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After eating to much, making yourself throw up by pushing the reset button.
I dated this girl who routinely ate to much, just to go to ..
