What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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A slang term used for African Americans. Crickets come out at night and make a-lot of noise.
Damn, did you see how many moon-crickets ..