Faportunity

What is Faportunity?


1.

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off


13

Random Words:

1. 1. pronounced 'hel-legit' 2. extremely cool/tight/dope/real/etc. 3. combination of "hella" and "legit" ..
1. A Thai female prostitute who works on Bangla road in Phuket, Thailand on a regular basis, usually living nearby. "I am a Bangla Gi..
1. W.O.C A.K.A Waste of Cum. Best way to describe how worthless someone is or someone no body likes and should have been a jack off. Jeff ..