Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Aaaarrrrrgggglllblbllblbl!!!

1. The sound made by screaming and then vomiting with fear. "There's no one driving that car! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!"..

Units

1. your parental "units", your parents God the units are cramping my style 2. anything really! it can mean anything! the word ..

W1k

1. Short for worth1000. For all you really lazy types. Usually be accepted in chat, but avoided in the forum and email mediums. <Matoog..

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