Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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You-a Culpa

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Unsoak

1. To drain the water or humidity by bringing the soaked object in direct contact with very hot thing Like to unsoak the wet cloth using h..

Firken

1. any object which you don't recall the name of. "Pass me that firken will ya nokesy". See firkin..

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