Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Hoax Coke

1. The act of ordering or asking for (politely/not politely) a diet soda, when received, the soda being normal. Cashier: What may I get yo..

Sword Of Omens

1. Sword used by Lion-o in the 80's cartoon ThunderCats Sword of Omens come to my hand See thundercats, lion-o, sword, cartoon, 80s ..

Go Skoo'

1. Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble. My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!..

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