Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Old Dave

1. A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair. I feel bad for old d..

Ookiemander

1. the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap. When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiema..

Blair Witch Style

1. To stand in a room facing the corner, suspiciously. Matt: I woke up the other day to find my brother standing quietly facing the corner..

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