Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Lance Armstrong Pong

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Ungarn

1. strange ppl with strange language 2. ziemlich verpeiltes Volk ja, das sind ungarn..

U-dub

1. Pacific northwest slang for the University of Washington. U-dub is gonna kick Wazoo's ass in this years Apple Cup. 2. UW-Milwauk..

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