Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Interporn

1. A sarcastic, pejorative term for the internet. Similar to interweb. Send me an email over the interporn, bro! See internet, interweb, ..

W.m.b.a.t.t.

1. pronounced wombat, stands for "wetting my bed all the time" I went through a period of w.m.b.a.t.t. untill i was 13! See wom..

Ozzt

1. Just another variation of the drizztand izzt-words. Often ozzt is combines with drizzt, and then makes the word drozzt. ozzt!!!!!!!!..

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