Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Mighty Run

1. A short stop at the greatest fast-food restaurant known to God or man, Mighty Taco. This "run" is most often in response to t..

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