Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Joyf

1. verb; see jizz Jizz On Your Face 1. an insult used when owning someone 2. the act of literally jizzing on someone's face 1. ..

Nontroversy

1. A controversy that does not exist until created for political gain. A contraction of non and controversy Flag-burning is so rare that ..

Alif

1. scary dude, big head. The alif's a lawyer you know...

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