Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Give A Dog A Bone

1. to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog. bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone. bloke2: That&apos..

Zpwned

1. Zpwned/zowned: To be dominated, made a fool of whilst in The Zone. "Geez, shouldn't have gone out last night. Got totally Zp..

Ochiltree

1. Any Scottish rural village in which the local male youths indulge in the splendours of Buckieand DBSwith the local bike. Young lad call..

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