Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Hung Cat

1. A variation of a "moon", where you tuck your dick and balls between your legs and/or cheeks and expose yourself from the rear ..

Sensoria

1. 1) the parts of the brain or the mind concerned with the reception and interpretation of sensory stimuli - the entire sensory apparatus ..

Firing Up The Brown Engine

1. A stentorian emission of flatulence. Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!? See fo-sho..

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