What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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The things that are fantastically gross, but still amazing to see; or something hilarious yet gross.
-Someone vomitting after doing som..
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1. Eating something that tastes really good.
2. Having a really good time
1. Dude, I wanna get some oranges and activate my beak.
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