Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Pickletits

1. Pickle shaped tits usually found on older Woman, generally very saggy, infact to saggy in most instances to wear a bra, or there is no b..

1. 1.) An asshat. "3" is the ass and ">" is the hat. The opposite of <3, which is just a plain ass. Prinny_d00d_..

Regginomics

1. The art of buying 40s (forties) from the corner store with pocket change. Jamal and his homies went into the 7/11 and bought a colt 45 ..

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