What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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1.Usually meaning "why the hell are we still on the phone?" and no I'm really not calling you back you just think I am. ..
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A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.
Often following oral stimulation of the..
