Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

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1. What e-mail spammers are constantly trying to "sell" me. Every day, my inbox is flooded with messages telling me to buy "..

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1. A little text emoticon known as a "Santry" responsible for all the happinesses of our bleak world. Tony: I named him Santry. ..

Mev

1. the word mev has its origins in navan, ireland. it is the shortened version of the word mevrington which is used to describe someones st..

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