Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Pirate Of The Anal Canal

1. A homosexual. Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet. See gay, fag, homo, homosexual,..

Ujoc

1. an abbreviation for "you jump on cock". isaac: "vivi, ujoc." viviana: "ehh, only sometimes" isaac: &quo..

Zoola

1. Originally from Arabic, in which it means a sort of temporary shack or lean-to, this word was given a whole new meaning in Hebrew slang:..

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