Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Zamboozie

1. whoever can't fucking turn you on; loser; obligation ; just fake it Zamboozies are often stick-like men with stick-like instrument..

Jokeleys

1. fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib. See chris..

Zenta

1. Ugly bitch who cant give enough of Lesbians. Yo Mama...

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