What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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Random Words:
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to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.
bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That&apos..