What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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(n.) A staff member at slangdefine who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag..
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A turd, such as left by a dog, in the front yard.
"Watch your step, there are a lot of yard pickles in the park."..
