Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Venzin

1. 1. A bad-ass motherfunker. 2. Titties that are too close together. Look at that girl, she sure has a Venzin. See fart, sorry, buddy, ..

Eotw

1. End of the world. Not emo. It's the EOTW as we know it! See end, of, the, world, 666 2. Emo Open To Wristcutting Did you hear ..

Zaboomaphilia

1. Sub-diagnosis of Zoophilia: The specific sexual attraction to lemurs. Zaboomaphilia came to the attention of the psychiatric community ..

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