Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

W7f

1. Synonym for WTF meaning What The Fuck. Commonly used in web forums that use moderation and language filters. The 7 used in W7F is the 13..

Malden

1. A city "just outside Boston" on the Orange Line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. Though there..

Onesome

1. The act of masturbation I'm going to go have myself a onesome 2. masturbation; sex with yourself I bought a new porno and had a..

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