Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Lankdaddy

1. a lanky guy who gets laid and has no musical talent that anthony guy sure is a lankdaddy See red, blood, wade, scott..

2 Ticks In

1. A punk/ska band from marion massachusetts. Dude 2 ticks in just played a killer show in todd's backyard. See punk, ska, band, mus..

Quank

1. A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded. Wife: "Husband, ..

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