What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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a rare tropical vegitarian fish.
Yesterday, i saw a flabatanini swimming to his mother.
See flabatanini, flounder, pork..
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the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!
i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass
i gave my girlf..
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One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit
That Underwood is a real shitfister..
