Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Jock Sniffer

1. These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweats..

Date With My Hand

1. Another way of saying beating off Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks? No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight..

A "cher"

1. A woman you see from a distance and think she is really hot! But as you get closer and she turns around it ends up being a 60 year old u..

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