Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Chodewaffle

1. when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to..

I-waiting

1. 2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology. 2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&am..

Porbit

1. verb. path and orbit of something Man, the Earth's porbit is all out of wack! See orbit, path..

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