Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Ecoguilt

1. The feeling you get when you could have done something for the environment, but consciously made the decision not to. Maria could have ..

Grease A Fifth Wheel

1. Greasing up a butthole with lubrication. 1) Jay likes to grease Mike's fifth wheel. 2) You like to grease a fifth wheel See butt..

Kerfucked

1. totally stuffed worse than fucked this is totally kerfucked See matthew..

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