Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Queerbait

1. 1) One who attracts gays. 2) A Faghole 3) Someone who acts retarded and is often called gay by others Queerbait is only to be used b..

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Levi Bowl

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