What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.
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fuck you up means that you are fucking pissed at someone and you are going to beat them...punch them or whatever
Dude you're so fu..
