Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Wednesday Face

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Ipodulate

1. The act of updating tracks on an ipod I asked my son to ipodulate some tracks for me. See add, update, upgrade, insert..

Plomp

1. the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days. 1:John made plomp all over Mary's ..

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