Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Apple Cock

1. A round penis George had troubles trying to jack off his Apple Cock so he shined it and ate it. See apple, cock, fruit, shine, banana,..

Mannery Glands

1. excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap jesus check out the mannery glands on he! See male, breasts, boobs, tits..

Jochkin

1. A dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin. Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-..

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