Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Falconty

1. A mispronunciation of the word "faculty." Pioneer students please thank the falconty. See young, pioneer, phs, grammy..

Clod Ballz

1. A Creepy (or is it Cute..?) Little Old Dude who has made a gigantic poster of himself in order to advertise a Super Bowl party, and has ..

Volvo S80

1. A performance sedan that offers top notch luxury, outstanding handling and so much more. Very Fast if you get the T-6 or the V8 Damn it..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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