Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

To Shit Or Get Off The Pot

1. it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making goo..

Undying

1. 1. unable to die 2. a great metalcore band from raleigh, nc. their new singer is female but can scream like the rest of the boys. 1. &..

Abbage

1. 1. Owning professionals as if they were noobs. 2. Defined, muscular abs. 1. deVour! just got some serious abbage. 2. Dude, that guy h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Faportunity Edit Meaning