Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Front Grinding

1. the same as regular grinding but when both grinders are facing eachother. can occur in a sandwhich with a girl in the middle and one guy..

Meat Rippers

1. Alternative name for tooth or teeth The hockey player smiled and showed off his new Meat Ripper(s) as he exited the dentist's offi..

Yacky

1. the creamy white stuff which spits on a girls face when she is up close and personal. Sarah's daughter wouldn't be pregnant i..

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