Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

S.u.i.t.

1. It's when you go to the OB-GYN doctor and discovers you have S.U.I.T. Something up in There! Myrtle: Hi Dr. can you tell me why ..

Up The Laura

1. an obscene sexual practise, see up the butt she takes it up the laura See sex, dirty, up, the, obscene..

Flossin Back

1. a response to a sexual pass I've got some crowshank biddies up in our grill... we're tryin to reach 'em but they aint fl..

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