What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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when u shank some one you hate in the knee cap and they yell duche a caboose a.
pronounciation: duche a caboose a stupid
ahhhhhhh duch..
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one who looks like a duck while crazily playing video games and making their own sound effects.
kyle looked like a dorky butt while pla..
