Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Vajew

1. an unfortunately prudent female. I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew...

Longun

1. one hundred pounds. London street trade usage. I'll take a longun for it mate. See long one, currency, ton, hundred, David Laing..

Quiquiribu Mandinga

1. Afro-Cuban word for bye girl, which, something to do with whichcraft. Oye no, no, no mi hermana quiquiribu mandinga, hecheciera, paquet..

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