Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

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Baked Bean Teeth

1. Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth. Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth? Woman: I d..

W:a

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Ganjaitis

1. a cold/disease/flu you get, but you want it to sound cool or worse than it sounds so you mix it with ganja (weed/cannabis) and itis (whi..

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