Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Zoot Suit

1. Popular colthing worn in the Swing era of the 20's - 40's where Jazz was the dominant style of music. Typically worn by jazz ..

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex

1. A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. Person: Crap, I forgot to stu..

Ouse

1. Originated from Oliver White esg. Un the fatboy. I ouse like your mum. NOT See fatboy..

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