What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes
#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much
Guy #1: Why did the chic..
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(n): A house, crib, place of residence
"Mr. Slave, we have to get to our flipity flopity floop!"..
