What is Faportunity?
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1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
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A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.
I think my manicotti is..
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To obtain drinks by means similar to theft. Generally refers to picking up half finished and unattended drinks from tables and the sides..
