Faportunity

What is Faportunity?

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

See fap, masterbation, masterbate, jack off, jerk off

Urgero

1. The Act of Making a Taco, or Blunt. Yo man lets hit up taco bell, get some urgeros. Ex2. Wrap a Urgero. See urgero, weed, blunt, taco,..

Yogurt Moustache

1. when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache. "I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"..

Graharha

1. A noticeably malicious laugh performed by a grizzly bear before viciously attacking unsuspecting prey. The second I heard the graharha ..

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