What is Fappachino?
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When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.
"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."
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The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
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