Fappetite

What is Fappetite?


1.

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

2.

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

See jerk off, masturbate, sex drive, appetite

3.

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.

Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!

See wank, masturbate, fap, willy, cock, schlong


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