What is Fapphone?
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Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.
Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.
Steve: Get some fapphones man.
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