Faptard

What is Faptard?

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

Belaboring His Pumpkin

1. 1. beating the top of one's head 2a. having sex with a pumpkin* 2b. masturbating *Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you ..

Awerhop

1. An exciting hop. You can use it to express excitement or joy. AwerhopAWERHOP! I just won 100 bucks! See awerhop, hop, sad, happy..

Quikscreen

1. Something you don't want to have to take unexpectedly. I just smoked some Cali Shoreline and I came home to a quikscreen. See dru..

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