Faptastical Edit Meaning

1. A fucking turd who is also a fucking retard ... in brief, of course. My girlfriend dumped me for another guy. She is such a fuckturdtar..

1. Enjoyment from infant-related things. Pretending to be a baby, wearing diapers (see diaper lover, speaking like a child (ie "I sow..

1. When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets. I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket! ..