Fap-time

What is Fap-time?


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A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.

1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.

See masturbate, sex, fap, jerk-off, blue-balls


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