What is Fapture?
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Masturbation injury.
Fap = Masturbation
ture = Fracture
For example, beating off and suddenly hearing the door open, then being scared shitless and whacking arm on the wall.
John: "Hey man, why is your arm in a sling? What happened?"
Mick: "Was beating off, and heard some footsteps. I totally shat myself and whacked my arm on the bench"
John: "haha, you idiot. Epic Fapture."
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