Fapture

What is Fapture?

Masturbation injury.

Fap = Masturbation

ture = Fracture

For example, beating off and suddenly hearing the door open, then being scared shitless and whacking arm on the wall.

John: "Hey man, why is your arm in a sling? What happened?"

Mick: "Was beating off, and heard some footsteps. I totally shat myself and whacked my arm on the bench"

John: "haha, you idiot. Epic Fapture."

See jacking, off, beating, fracture, pain, pwnt

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