Farble

What is Farble?


1.

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

See meander, wander, putter, futz, ad hoc

2.

Fart that sounds like you're farting out marbles.

Whoa! Did you hear that farble? He'd better check his pants.

See shart, shat, shite

3.

The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.

"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."

See piss, toilet, quiet, urine

4.

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

5.

cheap, fake flooring that looks like marble; faux marble

Did you see Earline's new double-wide trailer? The kitchen has farble floors. That's the fancy shit.

See prefab, marble, tile

6.

to put in a random order, mix up or create by accident

Terry's blog on Farbled is a great example of random thoughts and musings.


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