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While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwist..
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When a hot woman/female would get skeeted in the face
Guy 1: Mealing is a wanker
Guy 2: Hahahaha yeah
-Hot woman walks past-
Guy 1: ..
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When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in t..