Farifield

What is Farifield?


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County in South-Western Connecicut.

You know you're from Farifield when:

-You think Danbury is a city.

-You either drive an SUV or some kind of tricked-out Japanese import.

-You have to keep your dogs in at night because of the Coyotes.

-You ski/snowboard.

-You think everybody who lives north of New Milford is a hick.

-You are a pothead.

-You are scared of the Wilton police.

-You have to deal with sport-coat-wearing asshole New Yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives Fairfield would never think of looking at.

-You have go to New York State to buy alcohal.

-You get three times as much snow as New York City.

-You have an accessway.

-You've played mailbox baseball.

-You go camping.

-You see a therapist.

-Noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.

-You smoke Connecticut Pebble.

-There are Mexicans digging holes in your lawn.

-You're Irish.

-You know a guy in Norwalk that can get you a great deal.

-You listen to Dave Matthews.

-You're fake.

-You think Fairfield is boring and can't wait to get out, yet will defend it's reputation with your life.

Yeah, I'm from Firfield.


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