Fark

What is Fark?


1.

1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.

2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.

3. A good waste of bandwidth.

Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.

2.

A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited

The farking game just died on me!

3.

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

See farkette

4.

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman

News: While Mailman was in a vehicle

Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

See photoshop, totalfark, Matt

5.

To fark is, quite simply, to park and fuck.

"So we were in my car, right? And she asks me to pull over because she wants to fark!"

"We totally farked at the drive-in movie last night."

See fuck, intercourse, car fuck

6.

means anything you want it to mean.

you can use it for any word. (expl) i fark(love) you.

people might not always know what you mean but it is always fun to use frak for a word(s) and people wont know what or who you are talking about :]

See farking

7.

Fark: the Australian national bird call.

It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.

It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.

It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.

It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.

It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.

Fark, fark, fark, fark, fark!

See fark


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